Street Cred in the Swan Valley

It happened like this:

The guy is going 120 mph in a stolen car, running from the cops. Not surprisingly, being fabulously drunk, he misses a 90 degree turn, launching him and his vehicle (separately) into a low earth orbit, our protagonist being unrestrained. After a flight of around 100 feet, he was then restrained when he landed on a metal fence post, which entered his lower jaw and exited through the middle of his back.

First responders cut the fence post off at the ground and found to their surprise that he was alive. Remarkably, they got a breathing tube in, and brought him to the hospit...

 

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