The necessity of the Bible

Years ago, the movie Castaway came out, in which Tom Hanks played a FedEx worker whose company plane went down, stranding him on a desert island for years. Not long after that FedEx ran a Super Bowl commercial that spoofed the movie "Castaway." Looking like a man who had been stranded on an island, the FedEx employee in the commercial goes up to the door of a suburban home, package in hand.

When the lady comes to the door he explains that he survived five years on a desert island and during that whole time he kept this package in order to deliver it to her. She gives a simple, "Thank you."

But...